marshmallows

duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside:

A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.

duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside:

A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.

dsogdsg:

sqvad:

trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

this post is stupid as hell

case in point 

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

rippleklainebagels:

home is where you fully understand how the shower works

(Source: bakehuntdrink)

oreoofficial:

im so bad at holding conversations its great

deplaisant:

dangerhamster:

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully

hi:

I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can

evangelala:

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

cygate:

movies with cool concepts but poor execution in writing

image

(Source: heckbat)

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

(Source: whiteboyfriend)

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

(Source: youtubeofficial)

thurdsay:

*has tumblr open in three tabs*

inbox:

i wish you could anonymously ask questions in real life

intensional:

im so addicted to tumblr that if someone was pointing a gun at my head i would probably sit and blog about it

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